Murder? Oh wait! You Mean an English Paper! Oh! OK! :: Poems

Murder? Oh wait You Mean an English Paper Oh OKIf you ever wanted to kill someone,Like bury their body in your backyard kind of kill,It was probably the moment your English teach spoke these wordsYour. Next. English. Paper. Is. Due. Next. Monday.Cringing, you stand for desperately for a topic to write about.A topic you tincture strongly about,A topic worth 20% of your grade.Oh goodness, you begin to hyperventilate.What do you feel strongly about again?Youre only seventeen Youre supposed to know that already?So you ponder.Opposite.Opposite.A paper about the confrontation of something you feel strongly about.So. You. Think.Gay Marriage. NO You refuse to write a paper about why people. Yes, PEOPLE Should not have the right to nettle married.Drugs. NOYou refuse to write a paper why drugs are good.Laughing to yourself about even the thought of that, you move on to the next possibility.Alcohol. disallowYou think to yourself, Hmmm In what incident does alcohol NOT make one look rese mbling an idiot?The stories from your English class are enough to suspensor you keep that belief.Lost. Confused. You dont know WHAT to write about.So you choose the one thing you potty think of, pickles.why pickles should be eaten with jactitate cheese.The opposite.Why pickles shouldnt be eaten with cream cheese.Well that fails crumbling up the stupid paper you didnt like it anyway. Loser.Amazing how a rant about pickles can be so amusing But not work with the topic at hand.And you thought pickles always worked. note sarcasmAnd now, you have come to your final resort.Murder. YOU MEAN rewriting the English paperNot murder Goodness thats save silly.Who murders over a college English paper?You do obviously Frustration got the trump out of you?Check pleasePlacing your hand to your face you ponder.Your mind a complete blank.You begin to think about what you had for lunch.What did you have for lunch?sigh Now youre just getting off the topic at hanYou cant think like this.Your mind h as gone on complete shut down and you can think of nothing.Taking a break (break yeah even though you hadnt really been working to begin with) you go and get some pickles and cream cheese to calm your raging nerves.Your pounding heart.And finally decidewhy papers like this should not be assigned to college students.The opposite.why papers like this should be assigned to college students.Ok, you know your English teacher meant all the best by assigning this paper. But secretly you blame your current illness on the stress caused by the receiving of this damned paper.